5.09.2009

Beyugly tries to relate.

Now Bey undrestands that most of her 'normal' fans are not diggin' her 'diva-attitude'' and so she comes up with some new, refreshing lies.
Poor her.
Well, that's what she told Glamour magazine.

“ [I was] So chubby that my family used to all lie me down flat so that they could zip up my jeans. It would take four of them and I would lie there on the bed while they all got to work on it."
Hello, dumb-o, usually people buy THEIR OWN SIZE of clothes instead of asking their mommies and pappies to zip it. Gross.
[P.S. Her fans are already in their tears saying how 'honest' she is. LOL]

7 comments:

  1. um MISSPELLED UNDERSTAND in the first line:)

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  2. lol, someone must typo real fast!

    read it,bitchie!

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  3. sure it's mis-spelled but it reads just the same 'your idol is a lying azz idiot and so are her followers'

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  4. ^^

    BITCH when did i say beyonce was my idol? i was pointing out a spelling mistake so STFU bitch!

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  5. Chubby, huh?

    But wait a minute, I thought she said her family was upper class when she was growing up.

    So why didn't her parents buy the right size clothes for her?

    Surely, an upper class family can afford it, right?

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  6. Sorry, Beyonce. You need more people.

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  7. Her fake ass makes me sick. How come her "upper class" parents couldn't afford to buy her pants her size, and she still hasn't changed much since then. She still wears clothing 2 sizes too small.

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