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I know some bitches call Beyonce stupid,but man.. she ain't all that!

Because? As you all know, best way to copy without being noticed..to pretend you are 'inspired'. So first Beyacky chose Shakira and used her bellydancing throughout her whole "Beyonce experience" tour and now..when Bey knows she's getting old, this woman got Gaga on her radar!




And oh,was I the only one to notice how uuugly Gaga looks? Byeonce must be realy proud- she's the hottest chick in the video! (lol,not to mention there are TWO women entirely)

And I'mma kill myself for saying this..but the only part I liked in the song was...the end when Bey sang ah-aaaaah..meh,she probably stole it from somewhere anyways)

However, you thing UglyG [gaga] let Beyonce use her for free? Hell no! Mrs big nose asked Beyonce to be on her new album's track called "telephone" [how innovative]





I chose a video with lyrics on PURPOSE! So you could see how intelligent the lyrics are..

P.S. Maybe someone has a song called " i-phone" and wants Beyacky to feature on it?

Bitch is back (off) on track xD

Hello,

How's your life?

Some people send some requests and here I am..putting my old ass down to give you some info about Mr Beyonce!

Blond weave, red lips...Fierce bitch in the making!

xoxo, SantaUgly

Talking about trashy?

Pamela. No, not this man, she was once a one hot piece of blond regardless having fake boobies. Niw look what botox made her appear like. Ouch.

Now remember that chick from Spice Girls? They all have silicone boobs. This one actually looks like she has been working out,but that doesn't help when a woman put a bikini that's not her size. Plus, what do you expect to see in your panties? Maybe some worms or something?

Well, Beyacky is the youngest of these three [we hope so]. Let's wait and see what her future will look like.

She has what it take: Silicone in her body, botox in her face and hell knows what else..

DIVA shines again

Walk? Bitch,please!

It has been reported,that Beyoncé was asked to be driven a distance of 14 meters by car across the street. She was reportedly staying at the Mandarin Oriental Hotel in London, England and wanted to be taken to Harvey Nicholls. Ain't that like 30 steps or something? Bitch flautns, that she keeps working out in her private gym for whatever amount of hours and she is afraid to walk 10 feet?

The Daily Star were reported that "It looked like they were preparing for a long journey, but it was over as soon as it began. It would have been much quicker to have strolled across the road."

But she's Beyonce, that bitch doesn't stroll,lol.

P.S. Internet is full of her fans' quoptations,like 'I understand her' , 'There are a lot of paparazi, she must be careful' and so on.lol.

Beyonce's got friends

Well, you know she has NOT.

However,that's not what she wants you to think. Her people told press : ' Alex and Beyonce have become great friends since they last met on X-factor. When Beyonce asked her to hook up on the tour, Alex jumped at the chance'. Translation? No body likes beyacky, peoople just ten to use her to get some media attention.

Accordingly, Alexandra took some time out from recording in LA to have a dinner with Jay and Yacky. Wonder what these three were talking about.. Friendship, money or business?